rhinestones…

There is this place one block away that my dog tells me he’s fond of, and so we go. He recommends the vanilla cup, so I play along. I tell him not to get brain freeze when he eats too fast. He tells me that’s the only way he can enjoy it. When he looks at me funny, I know it’s brain freeze. I ask, “Why do we come here?” He says, “See, there’s this poodle named Lulu Romero…” “Oh! Love!” I say. “Shhhh! Here she comes!” She’s cute and wears this fancy collar. I start saving my money for vanilla cups and rhinestones.

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