McSweeney! And We Like It!

Wasn’t much of a neighborhood ’til
McSweeney bought his bride once
he’d purchased the deli. Bought her
a plane ticket from Pakistan to JFK.

They say she misses her country’s
food, but you didn’t hear that from
me! Though there’ve been some new
items in the deli no one knows what

to do with. McSweeney got lucky,
corner shop, good wife, baby that
smiles, gets his hands on some of
the best Swiss chocolate in the

boroughs at Christmas. Then he
sets up a TV and starts with
Hoagie Nights during football season.
Even sells beer, dark beer and we

like it! Our wives wonder if we’ve got
someone on the side. “Yeah,” we say,
“McSweeney!”

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