The Grocery List

I typed too quickly: ripe bandanas.
It went on the grocery list along with
serial on Aisle 2, and coala from the

soda aisle. On the junk food aisle, I
realized I’d written Free-toes and
under Produce: karats. I wrote my

list at 2:30am when I was looking at
rings and sandals on a shopping
channel. In addition, I just got home

from the store with I scream, but
they were all out of pairs. In my
defense, I know what I mentos.